Parle Brands Their Burnt Biscuits As ‘Dark Parle-G’ – Now Available In Stores!

Parle, the well-known Indian brand behind the beloved Parle-G biscuits, has found a creative way to turn a Manufacture disaster into a marketing masterpiece. Recently, during one of their regular biscuit-baking sessions, something went wrong. Very wrong. The batch of biscuits, which is usually a pleasing golden-brown, came out as dark as a moonless night. Naturally, the first thought of the factory workers was to dump the charcoal-tinted cookies and move on. But, as fate (and corporate genius) would have it, Parle’s CEO had other plans.

“Why waste a perfectly burnt biscuit?” said the CEO in an exclusive interview. “People these days don’t care about healthy eating. In fact, if anything, they seem to enjoy living dangerously. Have you seen what they’re eating at those momo stalls? It’s a health nightmare out there! If people are willing to eat deep-fried junk of questionable origin, why wouldn’t they love a slightly overdone biscuit?”

With this newfound wisdom, Parle-G quickly rebranded the burnt batch as Dark Parle-G, because why let a little (or a lot) of charring get in the way of business? And, naturally, the biscuits were soon made available in stores for eager customers, proving once again that, in the world of marketing, anything can be spun into gold – or in this case, coal.

Dark Parle-G: A Hit Among the ‘Bold’ and the ‘Brave’

Since the release of Dark Parle-G, customers have been, quite literally, burning with excitement to try them. From drunkards dunking these crispy critters into their alcohol, to the more adventurous individuals mixing them with cough syrup, Dark Parle-G has become the must-have snack for those who live on the edge. And for those with a truly wild streak (or a severe shortage of common sense), some were even seen spreading Iodex ointment on the biscuits for that extra zing.

“We never expected this level of creativity from our consumers,” admitted Parle’s product manager with a bemused expression. “But hey, who are we to judge? The important thing is that they’re buying them. Who knew burnt biscuits would turn out to be such a hit?”

Limited Edition – Because Burning Biscuits Is Not Always Guaranteed

Before you rush out to stock up on Dark Parle-G, there’s a catch: this ‘exclusive’ item is a limited edition. You see, burning biscuits is not as easy as it sounds. It’s an art, really. The factory can’t promise when the next batch will be accidentally torched, so supplies are scarce. But fret not, dear consumers, Parle assures us that if there’s another slip-up in the future, they’ll be ready to deliver more Dark Parle-G to your local stores.

As for Parle’s official stance on this new venture? The CEO sums it up best: “In a world where people are happily munching on questionable street food and snacks, why should we let a little ‘overcooking’ stop us from making a profit? After all, it’s still healthier than some of the junk out there!”

So, there you have it folks—Dark Parle-G: For those who like their biscuits like their humor—dark and twisted.