Pakistan To Launch Its First Astronaut In 2022 — Aliens In Space Are In Chaos, Finding Places To Migrate

Pakistan is a country of 200 million people, suffering from load-shedding, corruption, unemployment, population, transportation, water supply, political failure, the judicial system, Mass media, and most importantly, they are running out of options from whom to get the funds from?

The Resolution of Prime Minister of Pakistan

Considering the conditions within the country, Prime minister Imran Khan, and Minister of Science and Tech-No-Knowledg-e, Fawad Chaudhry came to a conclusion and made a decision to make great escape from all the issues around and within the country. The solution, which PM Imran Khan think all is to migrate the people of the nation to a place where nobody asks you to return the funds that have been taken in the form of loans from all around the countries for the well-being of Pakistan. For that, the unofficial committee has selected a few astronauts with the help of CHINA and are set for the secret mission to fetch food and living in outer space with a Chinese sponsored spaceship.

Jadoo Stands Up For His Community – Seeks Rohit Mehra’s Help

According to the most intelligent and the inventor of the time machine, Rohit Mehra…, After hearing the news of Pakistan launching a new mission into space, the stampede among the aliens was reported from many areas of space. Aliens frightened by the idea of terrorists launching space mission would mean only one thing, and that is the END OF THE WORLD. The source says, even the Jadoo has approached Rohit Mehra seeking help for his community.

Rohit Mehra, did not waste a minute taking an issue to the Science and technology Ministry of India. Post to the discussion with Indian officials at ISRO, it has come to light that nobody needs to worry about Pakistan’s launch. The secretary of the department of space assures us that there is nothing to be worried about. He also mentioned, “As far as we know, it is CHINA which was looking for dogs to be sent into space for trial. The spaceship that they are going to use has been sponsored by China itself. So, by connecting the dots, you can all conclude.”